My Eulogy to Dave Brockie (1963-2014) The Emperor·Since I first discovered GWAR through the wholesome family fun that was portrayed by Mike Judge in Beavis... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·8 views
Want a Job? Get It Together. The Emperor·Dear Kids of Today, You have been hearing how hard it is to get a job for the... Read More...News·2 Comments·0·10 views
Valentine’s Day Doesn’t Have To Suck Ass. The Emperor·Look, Valentine’s Day is lame. Unless you are Catholic, which I have a feeling very few Racket readers... Read More...Culture·2 Comments·0·22 views
Every Metal Video Should Be A Lyric Video – Barron Womb’s Kill Hicks The Emperor·Look, I love me some metal, but a lot of it just sounds like it’s screaming at me.... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·9 views
A Shining Example of People Who Have No Idea How to Reach Their Audience The Emperor·Today, January 31st, 2014, I came across a sponsored ad on Facebook. Now, we’ve all seen sponsored ads... Read More...Tech·3 Comments·0·23 views
Stupor Bowl Sunday The Emperor·OK, so your local sports team is out of the running and that other sports team you just... Read More...Culture·0 Comments·0·9 views
Mantry – A Food Club for Men. Manly Men. The Emperor·I used to think that the Omaha Steaks style of mail-order food was weird as hell. I mean,... Read More...Culture·3 Comments·0·16 views
The Lawrence Arms – Metropole – Review The Emperor·The Lawrence Arms Metropole Epitaph Records 10/10 How three dudes from Chicago can make album after album of... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·11 views
One-Liner Album Reviews – January 2014 Edition The Emperor·Jesus Christ, there are a lot of albums. We don’t even get one percent of them, and we... Read More...Culture·6 Comments·0·6 views
You’ll Never Guess How These Top 23 Tracks Will Amaze You – Racket’s Holiday MP3 Mix 2013 The Emperor·Hello, everyone! You know what rules? PRESENTS. You know what sucks? SPENDING MONEY. Here is our gift to... Read More...Music·14 Comments·0·6 views
Kingston Technology Prize Pack Giveaway! The Emperor·I hate Black Friday. I HATE it. I worked in retail for years and witnessed mothers gnash their... Read More...Tech·27 Comments·0·17 views
The Emperor’s Holiday/Engagement/Wedding Gift Guide 2013! The Emperor·It’s that time of the year again, the festive holiday season full of people decrying our capitalistic society’s... Read More...Articles·13 Comments·0·39 views
Haiku Reviews The Emperor·Hank3 Brothers of the 4×4 Megaforce Records/Hank 3 Records 8/10 Cheap beer, cheaper girls Think Primus, but rowdier... Read More...Music·2 Comments·0·23 views
GWAR – Whitechapel – Iron Reagan – Band of Orcs – Photo Gallery The Emperor·So, we went to see GWAR again. This time with a new set of touring companions: Band of... Read More...Music·1 Comment·0·28 views
Shitty One Sentence Reviews The Emperor·Look, we’re busy, maaaaaan. This beer ain’t gonna drink itself and I have a whole lotta Netflixing to... Read More...Music·5 Comments·0·13 views
Tim Kasher – Adult Film – Album Review The Emperor·Tim Kasher Adult Film Saddle Creek 7/10 I used to love listening to Tim Kasher’s music, including his... Read More...Music·3 Comments·0·4 views
