ThinkGeek Made a BBQ Gift Pack And It Rules The Emperor·I take food seriously. I know the difference between a brine and a marinade, a sauté and a... Read More...Tech·1 Comment·0·53 views
Robert DeLong – Interview The Emperor·Robert DeLong is an old pal of Racket’s, even once reviewing a pair of shoes (final verdict: “I... Read More...Interviews·4 Comments·0·95 views
Fandemonium – Red Hot Chili Peppers – Book Review The Emperor·Fandemonium – Red Hot Chili Peppers David Mushegain Running Press Book Publishers Content: 0/10 Content if you like... Read More...Books·0 Comments·0·27 views
Loot Crate August 2014 – Heroes Box Review The Emperor·I recently wrote to Loot Crate telling them to give me stuff asking if I could kindly be... Read More...Culture·1 Comment·0·18 views
GWAR Announces GWAR Eternal Tour The Emperor·From GWAR’s Facebook page: Oderus is missing. Once the Scumdogs in GWAR finally notice this (it takes them... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·8 views
Interview with George Retkes – Sculpturist/The Metal Construction Worker The Emperor·You may have seen him swinging his hair while jackhammering, power-sawing, and demolishing his way through homes, the... Read More...News·0 Comments·0·19 views
May 2014 Fancy Box Review The Emperor·Oh. Fancy sent us another box, one that just happened to show up during my housewarming party. While... Read More...Culture·0 Comments·0·12 views
Craft Vapery – Monthly Subscription Box Review The Emperor·I’m COMPLETELY on board with the new trend in subscription boxes, especially with new, particularly specialized, boxes keep... Read More...Culture·4 Comments·0·28 views
Haiku Reviews – May 2014 The Emperor·I Saved Latin Various Artists American Laundromat 8/10 Some sweet covers here. They out-quirk’d Wes Anderson. Solid set... Read More...News·12 Comments·0·17 views
UnBelieberble – PornHub Won’t Show a Beiber Sex Tape. The Emperor·A week ago, I got a weird press release. It said “PornHub Turns Out to Be Last Bastion... Read More...Culture·2 Comments·0·658 views
GWAR e-Juice Review The Emperor·It’s no mystery that I fucking love GWAR. I mean, I have the name “Dave Brockie” tattooed on... Read More...News·3 Comments·0·121 views
April Fancy Box Review The Emperor·I recently wrote an article on subscription services, and praised Graze Box as the only one I actually... Read More...Articles·3 Comments·0·14 views
Mondo To Release Jurassic Park Soundtrack On Vinyl The Emperor·Mondo (the art gallery, not our resident nerd) is releasing the Jurassic Park soundtrack on the sweetest vinyl... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·12 views
Art Of The Disney Golden Books – Book Review The Emperor·The Art of the Disney Golden Books Charles Solomon Disney Publishing 10/10 Hello, my name’s Jonathan and I’m... Read More...Books·0 Comments·0·40 views
Choose For Me – The Rise of Subscription Services The Emperor·As Karl Pilkington once said, “There’s too much choice.” While I don’t necessarily agree, I have found myself... Read More...Culture·1 Comment·0·6 views
WHISKEY – DRINK SOME. The Emperor·So, the Original Whiskey Ball said to me, “We’ll give you a mold for the Whiskey Ball because... Read More...Culture·3 Comments·0·13 views
