Go Outside, Nerds. (It’s Actually pretty cool.)
Dear Fellow Nerds, Please stop perpetuating the stereotype of the acne’d, basement-dwelling, socially anxious, Minecraft obsessed virgin. Unless... Read More...
The Emperor
LET THERE BE GWAR! – Art Gallery Exhibit Opens In Richmond
I love GWAR. That’s a known fact. I don’t give a shit that they are loud, obnoxious, vulgar, ... Read More...
GWAR – Battle Maximus – Review
GWAR Battle Maximus Metal Blade Records 10/10 I fucking love GWAR. Have since 6th grade, which was about... Read More...
Prismacolor Premier Chisel | Fine Double Ended Markers
While at the San Diego Comic-Con, we picked up a few of Prismacolor’s Chisel markers. Seeing as I... Read More...
San Diego Comic-Con 2013 – Photo Gallery
And here, we discuss the insane and awesome things to be seen at San Diego’s annual Comic-Con International.... Read More...
Metallica Pinball Machine to be Showcased at Comic-Con
Look, I truly believe that Metallica jumped the hard rock shark years ago, but I would play the... Read More...
Comic-Con 2013 Exclusives – Part Two
Marvel Minimates Deadpools Assemble Set of 4 In sticking with our love of the merc with a mouth,... Read More...
Quickies – Lunch Hour Reviews
OK, so I’ve been slacking on reviews, but listening to a few albums both in my car and... Read More...
Mumford and Sons – Show Review
When the 2013 Coachella line up was announced, it was mind-boggling that Mumford and Sons wasn’t one of... Read More...
Wanted: Corporate Sponsors
As I sit here at a sports bar eating happy-hour nachos (the ENTIRE reason I am at a... Read More...
Record Like A Pro… On Your Phone
There was once I time where I wrote album reviews for Vice, earning shit-tons of hipster credits... Read More...
Beyond Wonderland – 50+ Kids Who Have Disappointed Their Parents
Oh, raves. Drum-fueled machines for drug-addled, bracelet-wearing kids who love living life in excess. Well, we went to... Read More...
Judged By Their Covers – Album Reviews
So, we keep getting shit to review on a daily basis, and while I would love to listen... Read More...
Playing Derby – Angel City Derby Girls Vs… I dunno, someone from Sacramento
So, last time I wrote something about the Angel City Derby Girls, I discovered firsthand the fury of... Read More...
Travel Tips For Hooligans
I recently flew from Southern California to San Francisco. The flight itself is about an hour, but between... Read More...
Laziness at Full Power – Haiku Reviews
Tegan And Sara Heartthrob Vapor Records/Warner Brothers Records 7/10 Sounds kinda 80’s Twins seem like they’re happier Goodbye... Read More...