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Haiku Reviews – May 2014

ISavedLatinI Saved Latin
Various Artists
American Laundromat
8/10

Some sweet covers here.
They out-quirk’d Wes Anderson.
Solid set of jams.

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atmosphere-southsidersAtmosphere
Southsiders
Rhymesayers Entertainment

10/10

Can’t Stop Listening.
Slug and Ant should be my friends.
Thoughtful rap: best rap.

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OB-GD17D.pdfOld Man Markley
Stupid Today
Fat Wreck Chords
8/10

YES! FIDDLE SOLO!
Bluegrass and Silver Bullet
Helluva hoedown.

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Bad Cop Bad Cop Boss LadyBad Cop/Bad Cop
Boss Lady
Fat Wreck Chord

7/10

Don’t care that I’m old.
If I ever see this band,
I’ma mosh so hard.

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the-faint-doom-abuseThe Faint
Doom Abuse
SQE Music
8/10

I love the Faint, guys
This album sounds like Devo
On tons of downers

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SinnerSinnersXISinner Sinners
XI
Cadavra Records
8/10

Holy shit, you guys
The French learned how to fucking rock
What is “mosh” in French?

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HoldSteadyTeethDreamsThe Hold Steady
Teeth Dreams
Washington Square/Razor & Tie
7/10 

The best bar rock band
What I want to listen to
Sadly drinking scotch

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SirAdmiralAdmiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell
Check ‘Em Before You Wreck ‘Em
Rise Above Records
7/10

Wait, is this Skynard?
Well, that’s pretty surprising.
Southern rock glory.

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ThundereggCMonThunderThunderegg
C’mon Thunder
Self-released

5/10

What the fuck is this?
It’s more like “clear weather egg.”
I need a nap now.

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EliPaperBoyReedNightsLikeThisEli “Paperboy” Reed
Nights Like These
Warner Bros. Records
8/10

Need soul in your life?
Eli’s your man, for sure
But, where’d the horns go?
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Twin-Forks-LP-Album-ArtworkTwin Forks
Twin Forks LP
Dine Alone Records
6/10

The Dude from Dashboard
Jumped onto the tweed-rock train
Mandolin boner.

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Youth_by_Wild_CubWild Cub
Youth
Mom + Pop Records
7/10

If he wasn’t dead
John Hughes could make a movie.
The soundtrack’s all done.

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Memphis May Fire
Unconditional
Rise Records
0/10

This isn’t that bad.
Oh, wait. He started screaming.
He won’t stop screaming.

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Bright-Light-Bright-Light-Elton-John-I-Wish-We-Were-Leaving-EP-iTunesBright Light Bright Light
I Wish We Were Leaving EP
Self Rising Records
5/10

I’m disappointed
No Gremlin references
Elton John’s here, though

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CayetanaHotDadCalendarCayetana
Hot Dad Calendar
Tiny Engines
8/10

Short, sweet, to the point
Much like a haiku, you guys
And you ladies, too

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GrowingUpAGhostGrowing Up A Ghost
Do Something
Self-Released
7/10

It’s still weird to me
PunkNews became a genre
A really good one