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GWAR e-Juice Review

Bloodbath__71842.1397158352.1280.1280 It’s no mystery that I fucking love GWAR. I mean, I have the name “Dave Brockie” tattooed on my shoulder like some crazed stalker. So, when I found out that Beefcake went ahead and negotiated some kind of licensing deal with Mt. Baker Vapor, probably for crack, I was pretty goddamned stoked. While Oderus is keeping Flattus company torturing Fred Phelps, the rest of the Scumdogs are busy making business deals with vice-peddlers like Mt. Baker Vapor, purveyors of fine e-juice products like Thug Juice and the new GWAR line, which includes Jizmoglobin (blueberry), Spew (melon), GWARY4 (tobacco), and the two flavors I got: Bloodbath and German Chocolate Beefcake.

Now, I don’t normally give two fucks about vaping, it’s usually some weirdo with a lazy eye making Hiroshima-esque clouds out of a light saber, but I found myself REAL interested when I heard about this line. Since I had no lightsaber of my own, I called up E-Cig City in Long Beach and they hooked me up with a solid deal on a couple of basic lightsabers of my own.

Bloodbath and German Chocolate Beefcake showed up today, and I filled my thingies with the shit and went to work smoking this shit, I mean professionally reviewing these fine products.

Let’s start with Bloodbath: it tastes like fruit punch Smarties. Sorta chalky, massively fruity, and definitely all smokey. That’s all I really have to say about it.

Next is German Chocolate Beefcake: Tastes like chocolate. I get the coconut, not so much the caramel. It’s like someone vaporized a rad new Jelly Belly. This one is better than Bloodbath, which is kind weird. I never thought I’d say “I’m gonna go smoke some Beefcake” or “Give me a second, I need to get the flavor of Beefcake out of my mouth before dinner.”

If you’re a vaping fiend and a GWAR fan, there’s enough flavor and novelty to make these bad boys worth it.