Swiss Army Man Review The Emperor·Swiss Army Man A24 Directed by Daniels Starring Paul Dano & Daniel Radcliffe 9/10 I usually don’t care... Read More...Movies·2 Comments·0·11 views
You Need Adult Swim’s New Emoji Keyboard The Emperor·Remember how you didn’t know you needed emojis, but now you basically talk to your significant other in... Read More...Tech·0 Comments·0·54 views
Sunstock Solar Festival – Gallery The Emperor·[imagebrowser id=18]... Read More...News·2 Comments·0·29 views
Sunstock – The Solar Powered Music Festival The Emperor·Solar power has come a long fucking way. No longer relegated to the world of science fiction, solar... Read More...Music·8 Comments·0·17 views
Satyricon – Nemesis Divina – Review The Emperor·Satyricon Nemesis Divina Napalm Record 4/10 Not sure what happened while I listened to this, but I think... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·49 views
Direct Hit – Wasted Mind – Review The Emperor·Direct Hit Wasted Mind Fat Wreck Chords 8/10 I can’t help loving this. Sure, it’s the age-old Fat... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·36 views
Make Those You Love Feel Loved With AwesomeBox The Emperor·Now, the first thing you should know is that my wife is the mothafucking jam. We’ve had more... Read More...Culture·0 Comments·0·15 views
Old People In Driverless Cars Getting Women The Emperor·Wired recently took ten senior citizens out in Varden Labs’ driverless cars. While most seem apprehensive about it,... Read More...Tech·1 Comment·0·3 views
Keep Your Pin Game Stong The Emperor·My first exposure to the wonderful world of enamel pins was seeing a bunch of dorks running around... Read More...Culture·0 Comments·0·16 views
The Swiss Army Man Red Band Trailer Released The Emperor·This morning, I was woken up by my wife to show me Swiss Army Man’s new red band... Read More...News·0 Comments·0
Purple – Bodacious – Review The Emperor·Purple Bodacious PIAS Records 8/10 I don’t even want to write a review, because I just want to... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·7 views
The Used – Live and Acoustic At The Palace – Review The Emperor·The Used Live and Acoustic At The Palace 4/10 I usually approach live albums with caution, and The... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·14 views
Nerf Herder – Rockingham – Album Review The Emperor·Nerf Herder Rockingham Golf Shirt Records 10/10 For eight years, I have been miserable and didn’t know it.... Read More...Music·1 Comment·0·44 views
Desert Mountain Tribe – Either That Or The Moon – Album Review The Emperor·Desert Mountain Tribe Either That Or The Moon Metropolis Records 6/10 What the hell is this? Shoegaze surf?... Read More...Music·0 Comments·0·15 views
Quick and Dirty Book Reviews The Emperor·Somehow, I’ve managed to find myself on a bunch of book review media lists and no time to... Read More...Books·0 Comments·0·47 views
Girl Scout Cookie Recipes The Emperor·Somehow, fate smiled upon me and I was contacted by a rep of the Girl Scouts of America,... Read More...Culture·0 Comments·0·16 views
