Baroness
Yellow and Green
Relapse Records
8/10
Shit’s been on for days
Gotta get this on vinyl
Taste the rainbow, man
Teenage Bottlerocket
Freak Out!
9/10
Fat Wreck Chords
Fuck yea, skater punk
Threw my back out in the pit
Fuck, I’m old; don’t care.
Black Wine
Hollow Earth
Don Giovanni Records
6/10
Well, it ain’t awful
Fun loving and fancy free
But it ain’t that great, either
P.O.D.
Murdered Love
Razor and Tie
0/10
Why did they do this?
Sucking ass should be a sin
More like POS.
Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips and Heady Fwends
Warner Bros
5/10
Oh God, tripping balls
I don’t even need acid
with Wayne Coyne around
KILLER MIKE
R.A.P. MUSIC
Williams Street Records
8/10
This is rap, fellas
No club beats about bitches
Just keeping it real
The English Beat
Keep The Beat: The Very Best of the English Beat
Shout! Factory
7/10
Get off your asses
No one hates the English Beat
Dance, motherfucker
The Dark Knight Rises
Warner Bros Pictures
9/10
Tom Hardy got buff
And Batman humps two women
Bruce Wayne Is a pimp
-Jonathan Yost