Adventureland
This Is That Productions
7/10
The Emperor!: What looked like a pure comedy flick in the previews turned out to be a seriously fucked up roman... Read More...
One Eyed Monster
Liberation Entertainment
9/10
Here’s what I think happened: the writer and his wife decide to “spice up” their lovelife and rent an “adul... Read More...
The Great Buck Howard
Bristol Bay Productions
6/10
The world of “The Great” Buck Howard is one of bad suits, toothy grins, outrageous claims, and faded ha... Read More...
Tokyo!
Comme des Cinémas
9/10
Tokyo! lines up a dynamic set of directors - Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), Leos Carax (The Lovers on... Read More...
Monsters Vs. Aliens 3-D
DreamWorks Entertainment
3 /10
Despite what you would think Monsters vs. Aliens isn’t an epic battle-royale , down and dirty brawl, ... Read More...
Murderous, alien-possessed Ron Jeremy uber dick may or may not sound like a good thing, but it sure makes for a hell of a movie. No, I’m serious. It’s not only ... Read More...
Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Hand Jobs for Men and Women
Vivid Ed
9/10
Well, just as major labels have smaller imprints to handle different genres, so has... Read More...
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Gimmick Hack-and-Slash is heavy on the “Hack”LionsGate Films
A horror movie with 3D in the title implies an unspoken promise that if ... Read More...
Valkyrie
United Artists Studios
6/10
Valkyrie stars Tom Cruise as a Nazi. Which is not all that unpredictable. Cruise’s character, Claus Von Stauffenberg,... Read More...
Who loves short shorts?! I love short shorts! I mean, short…films! The AFI Film Festival is NOT as uber-conservative as I had once believed. Don’t get me wrong,... Read More...
For centuries the Japanese have attempted to capture the majesty of the changing seasons through art and poetry. With Fall upon us, one can't help but be captiv... Read More...
Gogol Bordello Non Stop
Hoptza! Films
9/10
Gogol Bordello Non Stop follows everyone’s favorite (*cough* only *cough*) gypsy punk band’s progression fr... Read More...
Choke
Fox Searchlight
8/10
I'd like to start out by saying, fuck all you people who go to movies and say, "The book was better." I don't read many books...... Read More...
Burn After Reading
Directed by the Coen brothers
5/10
The movie was boring. I was fidgety, uninterested, and unimpressed. The biggest laugh I got out of th... Read More...
The Dark KnightWarner Bros. Pictures9.8/10Well, shit. I went into this thinking it was gunna be a solid flick, I did not know I would end up impregnating my jea... Read More...
The Strangers
Rogue Pictures
7/10
Most horror films either spend forever or not long enough getting into the back story of the film. The Strangers gives yo... Read More...
