Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Hand Jobs for Men and Women
Vivid Ed
9/10

Well, just as major labels have smaller imprints to handle different genres, so has Vivid video split up some of their titles by smaller imprint. Penny Flame’s Guide to Handjobs for Men and Women comes from the Vivid Ed (I really don’t think I need to explain what the Vivid Ed imprint covers) and is truly a learning experience. Penny Flame is one of Vivid Alt’s big names, and with her quirky attitude and sense of humor, she sits with a group of enquiring minds and goes through some of the anatomy, techniques and even the hardware of handjobs. Have a silicon-based dildo? Better not use a silicon based lube, your shit’s gonna get fucked up. Useful.

I viewed it as a refresher course in female anatomy. Yes, a refresher course. See, one time I thought I was taking a general ed anatomy and physiology course in San Diego. No, no. What I had inadvertently signed up for was the Anatomy class for nursing majors. I was not only one of three dudes in the class, but the only non-nursing major. I realized my mistake far too late. However, with Professor Geller’s lectures and extra tidbits from the two soccer moms and the one exceptionally cute girl (Brooke something, so hot.) in my lab group, I learned more about what to do with lady parts than any porn mag could have ever taught me.

This does the same thing. Fellas, if you need a roadmap of Vagina City, USA, please get a hold of this video. It’s as educational, but instead of multi-colored hard plastic side-view cross sections of ladies, Ms. Flame brings out her attractive friends and points out what should be done to what. For the ladies, I dunno what to tell you, I really didn’t pay much attention to the dude’s part. My advice: it’s not a fucking pistol, so don’t squeeze like you’re trying to control a kick-back, and it doesn’t lube itself too well, so be careful about that.

-Jonathan Yost