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Osiris Shoes – Diego Cleaver and Q-379

30 April 2008 1,611 views No Comment

The good fellows at Osiris, most specifically William, sent us a couple pairs of Osiris shoes. Initiate product review!


Diego Cleaver
Diego’s Cleaver shoe looking a bit suspect. (*Emperor’s note: fuck yea, these shoes make me…umm…skate in a more direct line. And they don’t smell as bad as my last ones. Thus, these shoes rule! Pimp-tastic!)



The Clint Peterson Agent Q-379 shoe in size 10, which fits me quite nicely, thanks again William.


This here would be Racket Minion Robbie. Given Robbie’s reputation to hit on anything with a pulse we enlisted him to gauge the exact pimpness of Clint’s new shoe. Here he is pre Q-379 in flip flops, ready to try his luck.


Robbie propositioning three ladies and, well, whatever he can get. Liquid courage, smiles – promising – but, alas, no dice.


Cute girls and a shy Robbie. Almost pimp.


If at first you don’t succeed – yep, same gal.


Enter the Q-379.


Ready to slay them hoes. Kayo photo incentive?


Punk rock. He’s cheating – he knows this gal. Technically still a make.


This would be the point at which Robbie started hitting on my girlfriend.


One last attempt…


“These shoes made me feel like a congressman. Everybody wanted to shake my hand.” Do with it what you will.

-Photos/Article By Wesley Miller. Robbie DeLong appears courtesy of Robbie DeLong.

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