The good fellows at Osiris, most specifically William, sent us a couple pairs of Osiris shoes. Initiate product review!
Diego’s Cleaver shoe looking a bit suspect. (*Emperor’s note: fuck yea, these shoes make me…umm…skate in a more direct line. And they don’t smell as bad as my last ones. Thus, these shoes rule! Pimp-tastic!)
The Clint Peterson Agent Q-379 shoe in size 10, which fits me quite nicely, thanks again William.
This here would be Racket Minion Robbie. Given Robbie’s reputation to hit on anything with a pulse we enlisted him to gauge the exact pimpness of Clint’s new shoe. Here he is pre Q-379 in flip flops, ready to try his luck.
Robbie propositioning three ladies and, well, whatever he can get. Liquid courage, smiles – promising – but, alas, no dice.
Cute girls and a shy Robbie. Almost pimp.
If at first you don’t succeed – yep, same gal.
Enter the Q-379.
Ready to slay them hoes. Kayo photo incentive?
Punk rock. He’s cheating – he knows this gal. Technically still a make.
This would be the point at which Robbie started hitting on my girlfriend.
One last attempt…
“These shoes made me feel like a congressman. Everybody wanted to shake my hand.” Do with it what you will.
-Photos/Article By Wesley Miller. Robbie DeLong appears courtesy of Robbie DeLong.