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The good fellows at Osiris, most specifically William, sent us a couple pairs of Osiris shoes. Initiate product review!


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Diego’s Cleaver shoe looking a bit suspect. (*Emperor’s note: fuck yea, these shoes make me…umm…skate in a more direct line. And they don’t smell as bad as my last ones. Thus, these shoes rule! Pimp-tastic!)



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The Clint Peterson Agent Q-379 shoe in size 10, which fits me quite nicely, thanks again William.


 

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This here would be Racket Minion Robbie. Given Robbie’s reputation to hit on anything with a pulse we enlisted him to gauge the exact pimpness of Clint’s new shoe. Here he is pre Q-379 in flip flops, ready to try his luck.


 

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Robbie propositioning three ladies and, well, whatever he can get. Liquid courage, smiles – promising – but, alas, no dice.


 

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Cute girls and a shy Robbie. Almost pimp.


 

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If at first you don’t succeed – yep, same gal.


 

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Enter the Q-379.


 

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Ready to slay them hoes. Kayo photo incentive?


 

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Punk rock. He’s cheating – he knows this gal. Technically still a make.


 

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This would be the point at which Robbie started hitting on my girlfriend.


 

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One last attempt…


 

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“These shoes made me feel like a congressman. Everybody wanted to shake my hand.” Do with it what you will.

-Photos/Article By Wesley Miller. Robbie DeLong appears courtesy of Robbie DeLong.