It’s that time again! Cram into that body suit, buff up on your trivia, and get yourself down to San Diego for the 2011 Comic-Con where the fabulous and not so fabulous come to gawk, gather, and geek out. This year we decided to make Comic-Con is our awkward, slightly tubby, overzealous muse by preparing a collection of our famous haikus about all our favorite quintesssinaly Comic-Con things in honor of nerds everywhere.
On Lines:
Rows winding like eels
Testicles stuck to my thigh
The wait is endless
On Getting Swag:
Arms weighed by bounty
Licensed merch like Summer fruit
Sacks like sleeping bags
On Cosplay:
Vision heavenly
Bosom strained blouse, flash of thigh
Sailor Moon’s… a Dude?
On Pop Culture Geeks:
Walking Nerd-Wiki
Minutia is my forte
Insert reference here
On Market Value:
Care to make a bid?
This dick is mint condition
For display only
On Photo-Ops:
Cute girl in costume
Pose in front of camera
…Can I touch your boob?
On Heros:
Gods and Champions
Today they walk with mere men
Pee Wee signed my bike!
On Celebrity:
Stars of bygone times
Luster fades but here fame lives
Show biz is a bitch
On Autographs:
Signature at last
Dreams and hopes fulfilled
Guys, pizza is here!
Let us leave you with one last one…
Comic-Con is here
Racket Mag is on the job
It’s nerd boner time!
-Laura Gaddy