The holidays are hard upon us and the final stretch mad-dash to shower those dear and socially necessary to us with lavish gifts is underway. To some, the experience can be harrowing and frustratingly exhausting as the idea list for presents quickly gets used up and inches ever nearer to body-wash and “sausages of the world” platter territory. Racket has you covered. Our list of can’t-fail gifts will have everyone squealing with delight.
miShare iPod File Transfer Dock– For when you want it right now, wherever, whenever. Make beautiful music together with this handy plug, press and possess playlist transfer device. Get it now for instant gratification on the go. Because sharing is caring. https://www.mishare.com/
Berkley Illustration- Amazing artist-duo based out of Portland. Add a touch of class with these handsome portraits of sharply dressed beasts and fun prints. http://www.etsy.com/shop/berkleyillustration
ION TTUSB USB Turntable- Convert your records to digital format to take with you on your iPod or on CD. Plugs right into your computer via USB. Connect it and play your records through any stereo or sound system for enjoyment at home and on the go. http://www.amazon.com/Ion-TTUSB-Turntable-USB-Record/dp/B000BUEMOO
Mix Stix- For the cook and music lover there is a gift that combines the two to bring the beat back to the kitchen. One side is a handsome wooden mixing spoon, flip them over and you have a pair of drum-sticks fit to bang away on the finest kettle. Also available: Nesting measuring cups that look like Russian babushka dolls. http://www.worldwidefred.com/mixstix.htm , http://www.worldwidefred.com/m-cups.htm
LED Light-Bulb Thing… with Remote!- A lightbulb? What is this gay-ass crap you say? How about 16 light bulbs… in 1! A whole twinkling rainbow of light-bulbs. Who’s gay now? Use the handy remote to create your own light show or instant party atmosphere with the press of a button. A fistful of colors and assorted lighting intensities ready to respond to the firm but commanding touch of a finger. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/831e/
Thermal CD Printer- Create slick looking CD’s and DVD’s. Customize your designs and make professional looking disks for giveaways, mix tapes, gifts, personal collections, demos of your aspiring cover band or indie film project, and more! Immanent success, popularity, and fame are only a thermally imprinted step away. Hollywood will be knocking down your door to sign you, or for copyright infringement. http://www.nextag.com/serv/main/buyer/ProductM.jsp?shipping=Ground&fbasic_cond_=New&units=1&ptitle=587853823
Flip Video- The perfect gift for anyone who thinks their life is fascinating. Capture cherished memories, share hilarious pet antics, and ruin political careers before they start. Blackmail has never been easier. Annoy each other by recording each other while you sleep. Give it to friends, family, or your enemies. http://www.theflip.com/en-us/
Sink LED Light- Wash your hands in a waterfall of pure light. Turn on the faucet and a colorful LED light illuminates the refreshing cascade of water as it splashes down. Your utility bills will sky-rocket as you and your guests will be unable to pull yourselves away from the bathroom sink, spending hours marveling at it as you turn it on and off in awe. Totally unnecessary, and totally awesome. Also available in shower form. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/8122
Blik Vinyl Wall Decals- Transform any wall into a canvas with designs that burst beyond the frame. Find inspiration in any flat surface. Dozens of artists and tons of designs and styles to choose from. Blik pairs up with your favorites from Threadless, Upper Playground, Nintendo, and more. http://www.whatisblik.com/
Nikon D90 Camera- If you are used to concert photos that look like ass, this camera will transform them into the finely sculpted buttocks of Adonis. So fast it has several pending litigation cases against it for whiplash. It can take over 20 shots a second making it perfect for live sporting events, musical shows, paranormal sightings, and mud wrestling competitions. http://www.nikonusa.com/Find-Your-Nikon/Product/Digital-SLR/25446/D90.html
Double Fine Action Comics– Take everything you love about comics and action and double it. http://www.doublefine.com/news/comments/listen_to_the_mummy/
Nintendo DSi- The new camera and video-enabled DSi will help you earn the love of that special child or child-at-heart this season. Shoot, shop, chat and play with Nintendo’s hot new handheld. Download games right onto it, record sound, manipulate pics, and play your favorite tunes. The camera on top adds a whole new level to the gaming experience. Think of the money you will save on baby sitters, this puppy practically pays for itself! Getting left alone in the car while Daddy is at the track and being forgotten to be picked up from school has never been more fun! http://www.nintendodsi.com/
Matty M. Cipov Official Fun Store- Awesome art and lots of stuff with things wearing masks of other stuff. Tigers, zombies, sharks, owls, angler fish, bears playing guitar… you want it he’s got it! As a bonus, order today and get a free t-shirt! http://www.etsy.com/shop/MATTY8080
Android Phone- As far as I can tell, this is some kind of sentient phone. It will do your taxes, ghostwrite your memoirs, cook you dinner, hail a cab, and drunk dial your ex girlfriends for you. http://www.androphones.com/
Adult Swim- You can’t go wrong with Adult Swim. Everyone from Grandma to your little niece can appreciate any of the many fine ready-made Williams Street-approved products available for purchase. This year though, why not make your own Adult Swim DVD to give this holiday season? Customize everything from contents to cover. Use the handy options menu to build the perfect gift. Choose only the shows you want and the episodes you long to love again and again. Perfect to commemorate those memories of when you “watched cartoons and got high together that one time” or “had sex on the couch while it was on in the background”. Chronological order is for chumps. http://www.adultswimshop.com/catalog/mod_landing.xml
PS3 Slim- The perfect gift for anyone, including someone who already has a PS3. High end blu-ray player, all-inclusive entertainment passport, AND sexy gaming machine you say? With a new lower price tag and sleek new look it’s never been a better time to buy one. While the original PS3 can be likened to a glistening stallion, the Slim is like an exquisite electronic gazelle. http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Systems/120gb.html
Telltale Gift Packs- Choose from the wide selection of gift collections featuring your favorite Telltale games packed with DVD’s, comics, merch, and hours of playable fun! Down to the last minute and worried you won’t have time to have something under the tree in time for X-Mas? Give the gift that will last the whole season with downloadable game subscriptions that deliver each brand spanking new episode to their hot little hands fresh out of the oven for weeks to come. 10% off and free shipping on orders over $25. http://www.telltalegames.com/store/
Ridiculously Affordable Games– Gog.com is having its holiday sale, up to 40% off. Get all your old favorites like Fallout, Earthworm Jim, and MDK for as low as $3.99! No need to fret with dusty cartridges or systems, these can be played from the comfort of your computer. Great last minute present or stocking stuffer. Download and enjoy. http://www.gog.com/en/page/xmas09
–Laura Gaddy