Holy Shit! This show is amazing! I didn’t even know that the dude from Jerry Springer had his own show, but it’s amazing. Tonight’s episode was a daddy and a step daddy arguing over who molested the daddy’s little girl. Racket’s Tech Guru Patrick nailed it: This is like watching Pro Wrestling. Just intense enough to keep your attention, but just fake enough to have that entertainment value! Fucking amazing! Ahhh!!! The SUSPENSE!!! NOOOO!!!! They’re bleeping out a bunch of words, it’s someone’s name, the suspense! The SUSPENSE!!! Shit! The baby mama has that perfect “I’ve been caught lying, but am still trying to get out of it” look. Amazing. So amazing. WAIT! HERE IT COMES! …… OH, SHIT! IT’S THE DAD!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! So good. This show…amazing. Everything about this show is everything about America that I love!!! Violent, loud, curses, and screaming at perverts. So good. SOOOO GOOD! I hope that perv goes to jail.

-The Emperor