Tom Cruise. Oblivion. What?
I was so psyched about there being an Elder Scrolls movie, & then no. Nope. It’s just Mister Mission Impossible, doin his thang. Repelling from ceilings, going crazy, dealing with Morgan Freeman telling him what’s up. All that shit.
Read: this is not an Elder Scrolls movie.
I guess it’s my fault for being so into the game after years of watching an ex-boyfriend do nothing but play hours upon hours of Obilvion … the video game.
But yeah, it looks decent enough – ya know, if you’re into that sort of thing.