KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Not to get all fangirl on everyone here (although, I totally mean to), why wasn’t there more Spock in this?! I only got slight glimpses of his glorious hair, flowing in the action-packed wind!
Yeah, I’m not the biggest Kirk girl, but man do I wanna see this movie. In private. Paused on Spock … Uhura wouldn’t hurt.
-Cal
Tom Cruise. Oblivion. What?
I was so psyched about there being an Elder Scrolls movie, & then no. Nope. It’s just Mister Mission Impossible, doin his thang. Repelling from ceilings, going crazy, dealing with Morgan Freeman telling him what’s up. All that shit.
Read: this is not an Elder Scrolls movie.
I guess it’s my fault for being so into the game after years of watching an ex-boyfriend do nothing but play hours upon hours of Obilvion … the video game.
But yeah, it looks decent enough – ya know, if you’re into that …
Alright now, it’s time to wrap up this whole sparkly, bloody franchise that is the Twilight Saga. But first, we gotta marathon this shiz. Yep, that’s right folks – 14 hours of rainy, teenage romance. All the blood, all the sweat, all those repressed feelings that teenage vampires & werewolves have; broken out in this bloodbath of a conclusion.
Harkins Theatres will be hosting an all-day Twi-hard dream on Thursday, November 15th. You’ll have three options here:
For the cheapskates who only wanna cough up the price of a regular ticket, you …
After having a terrible horrible no-good very bad day, my fella (that Emperor dude) decided to do something nice for me (insert: awesome!). He contacted the matrix or whatever it is he does, & got us tickets for the Balboa Beach Music Fest – which was going on the very next day (he’s like a wizard or some shit). Turns out, this is the key to putting me in a good mood. Not only was this festival (for us) strictly about seeing A Fine Frenzy, aka the Emperor’s ex, Alison …

