Well, we were asked by the nice folks at Fyaskö Clothing to take a look at some of their duds. To match such a high class line, we had no choice but to get together some high profile models together. Showing off shit that I would wear, versus, you know, TapOut and/or Famous Stars and Straps, our fine models highlight some of the sweet duds you, too can own. Found in skate shops and online, Fyaskö shows us that not everything that’s misspelled has to start with an E (Energie, Enjoi, Emerica)!
Here, Olympic Gold Medalist Dana Torres shows off the Safari shirt. Fucking take that shit off! That chick is SO HOT! Bare witness to the Uber-Milf.
While presiding over this week’s meeting of NO MA’AM, Al Bundy is rockin’ the Urban Decay shirt. He “keeps it real” by wearing an undershirt that is bigger than his regular shirt. Your street cred’s in tact, Al.
And finally, wearing the Weird shirt (that I desperately want in an XL, which would also make me tell more people how rad this shirt is) is pseudo-celebrity Black Jesus. When he’s not being betrayed by Black Judas or getting hit on by Black Mary Magdalen, BJ likes to hit the Jerusalem discos with the latest fresh gear. Golly, Black Jesus, you sure do have style.
– Jonathan “The Emperor” Yost