1. You’re just so hot.
2. It’s been a while.
3. It’s this medication I’m on.
4. Fuck it, I’m tired.
5. I look out for number one.
6. Oh, I thought you were done.
7. It was my first time.
8. My insert relative here just died.
9. It was an accident.
10. What do you want from me? You know how I feel about Twilight.
–Racket Staff