Hank3
Brothers of the 4×4
Megaforce Records/Hank 3 Records
8/10
Cheap beer, cheaper girls
Think Primus, but rowdier
I wanna shoot shit
Electric Six
Mustang
Metropolis Records
6/10
What the hell is this?
Is this dance/hair metal/glam?
What’s going on here?
Story Of The Year
Page Avenue, 10 Years and Counting
5/10
Re-recorded songs?
I’m too old for your angst, man
At least it sounds fine
Dance Gavin Dance
Acceptance Speech
Rise Records
7/10
Oh, you guys again
What is this, your 9th singer?
Stop screaming at me
Headstones
Love + Fury
Frostbyte Records
7/10
Sounds like Lou Reed did
Empire Records’ Soundtrack
In a “punk” style
SATYRICON
Self-Titled
Nuclear Blast
5/10
These dudes are the type
That cheered on the damned Balrog
So pissed Gandalf lived
Motörhead
Aftershock
UDR
9/10
Motorhead still rules
Motorhead will never suck
Fuck yea MOTORHEAD!
Tech N9ne
Therapy EP
Strange Music
7/10
Some OzzFest shit, man
More rappers should do metal
Tech didn’t fuck up
Neo Geo
Digital DNA
Hardline Entertainment
5/10
This isn’t 8-bit
Metal Slug fucking ruled. This:
Spooky-goth-dance-pop
P.O.S.
WDELH/MDS/RMX
Doomtree
7/10
I love P.O.S.
I’m too old for remixes
Too artsy for me
Blessed Feathers
Order of the Arrow
8/10
Hippie chick style
Set reverb to “empty church”
Good slow-hump music
Quiet Life
Wild Pack
Mama Bird Recording Co.
9/10
Bluesy kickass shit
Like a Lumineers’ hoe-down
Get the whiskey out
The Dallas Buyers Club
Soundtrack
Relativity Music Group
8/10
AIDS is terrible
This soundtrack is awesome, but
Anachronistic
Melt-Banana
Fetch
A-Zap Records
3/10
Couldn’t stand before
Why are noise bands still a thing
No no no no no
The Illumination
Departures
InVogue Records
5/10
Scream about your ex
I bet that will bring her back
Go get a haircut
The Architects
Border Wars
Skeleton Crew Records
4/10
Nineties pop-alt-rock?
Elvis Costello on speed?
Too many genres
Los Campesinos
No Blues
Wichita Recordings
8/10
Hand claps, shaking hips
Coachella had a kid?
Dem backup vox, though