Sherlock Holmes- “Bros Before Hoes”
Warner Brothers
7/10
Sherlock Holmes trades in his opium pipe and monocle for a pile of action-packed blow and brass kn... Read More...
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Twentieth Century Fox
10 of 10
As a kid I read a lot. Specifically, I read a lot of fantasy. Real life stories were too normal, too boring,... Read More...
Kingdom Of The Spiders
Shout Factory
8/10
B-Movies alone are hard to seriously judge, but when the main character is none other than William Shatner, well,... Read More...
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Edward R. Pressman Film/Nu Image Entertainment
1/10
Bad being in the title should have been my first warning. This... Read More...
Men Who Stare At Goats
Overture Films
8/10
Nearly every time I have seen George Clooney in a film, I think one of two things: “He was the WORST Batman” or ... Read More...
The Road
Dimension Films
(In theaters Nov. 25th)
The Road, the new film based on Cormac McCarthy’s Pulitzer Prize winning novel, played on November 4th at... Read More...
AFI Festival Update
Shorts Programs
I was really taken by the quality of the Lunchfilms set of shorts which did a pretty impressive job despite the constr... Read More...
Where the Wild Things Are
Warner Brothers
5/10
A bunch of mopey monsters in suits, some daddy issues, and some brilliant on screen images- this is what’s to ... Read More...
Zombieland
Columbia Pictures
9/10
In reviewing this year’s latest zombie flick, I find myself unable to find where to start, not because it was a bad flick, ... Read More...
Penny Flame’s Guide to Rough Sex
Vivid Ed
1/10
I am sooooo not cut out for rough sex. What I thought would be “how to bang faster for longer” was more “how... Read More...
Inglourious Basterds
Universal Pictures
10/10
Quentin Tarantino is a modern cinematic master. Starting from a young age, Tarantino displayed an innate gr... Read More...
(500) Days of Summer
Fox Searchlight Pictures
9/10
(500) Days of Summer is that rare kind of film that transcends its genre and the stereotypes that follow... Read More...
REPO! The Genetic Opera
Lionsgate/Twisted Pictures
6/10
Not too long into the future, corporations will gain the power to take our lives and repossess our ... Read More...
Up
Disney/Pixar
10/10
Pixar sets a new high with its latest animated feature Up which rises to the occasion and proves to be as funny and thoughtful as it g... Read More...
NOFX Backstage Passport
Fat Wreck Chords/Fuse
8/10
I’ve always maintained that there are two main branches of punk music- not genres, but branches. There’s... Read More...
Star Trek
Paramount Pictures
10/10
I am a Star Trek nerd, I admit it wholeheartedly. I have had eight hour make out sessions to the third season of TNG, ha... Read More...
