Star Fucking Hipsters
Until We’re Dead
Fat Wreck
8/10
This is by far Stza Crack at his most tolerable. This would have been my bible, should I once again become a 9th grade leftist, spitting out bumper stickers slogans as my beliefs and pinky swear by shit I had no clue about. But, with all the Bush-bashing and blanket statements, it really just makes me shake my head. Michael Moore is stoked. The tunes are solid and varied, with pianos, marching snare beats, and everywhere from legit singing to screaming that sounds like a rabid badger dropped into Paris Hiltons dog-purse. But, with jams with titles like 9/11 (Was An Inside Joke) and Zombie Christ, it’s hard to take what they’re saying with any kind of sincere interest.
Immigrants and Hypocrites comes off as more honest than they meant it, but “we’re all immigrants and hypocrites” is as true a statement as you are going to find in this country. But that goes for you, too, SFH. Your grandiose over-statements and comparisons of the US military to acts oft thought of as plays from the Nazi books not only make me shy away from what you’re trying to say, but it makes me want to debate where you’re getting your info from. I’m sure that your neck tattoos give you massive cred with the new generation of high school mall punks, but I doubt that you are getting legitimate intelligence about the way things have been going down. I’m not sure how long you can go on about conforming, but keep at it, someday everyone will have tattoos and think just like you…
I am glad that this isn’t all kill cops and the government kills people for fun, but it’s enough where a lot of message is lost on me. In my mind, a left-wing nutty bastard is just as dangerous as a right-wing nutty bastard. Congrats, in my mind, you are now the Rush Limbaugh of the left. Don’t feel too bad, I just bumped Michael Moore up to the Ann Coulter of the left.
-Jonathan “The Emperor” Yost