Tegan And Sara
Heartthrob
Vapor Records/Warner Brothers Records
7/10
Sounds kinda 80’s
Twins seem like they’re happier
Goodbye teenage angst!
Masked Intruder
Self-Titled
Fat Wreck Chords/Red Scare Industries
10/10
Holy fucking shit
Best shit Fat’s put out in years
Teenage me is stoked
Fake Problems/You Blew It Split
Topshelf Records
8/10
These four songs kick ass
Insert 7” joke here
I want some nachos
Robert DeLong
Just Movement
Glassnote Records
9/10
Beep boop beeeeeep boop boop
Sounds like robot sex music
Hey! Robot boners!
The Gonads/Uprisers split
Skinflint Music/Black Hole Records
6/10
It’s like a punk GWAR
Without the fake blood and shit
Blood’s probably real
Nataly Dawn
How I Knew Her
Nonesuch Records
7/10
Yes, I know she’s cute
And she’s really good at tunes
But damn, is she cute
Iron Reagan
Worse Than Dead
A389 Records and Magic Bullet Records
7/10
Brutal circle pits
Early 80’s politics
Some things never change
-Jonathan Yost