{"id":92,"date":"2008-03-16T02:33:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T09:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/racketmag.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-03-16T02:33:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T09:33:48","slug":"msi-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/racketmag.com\/interviews\/msi-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"MSI – Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fucking weirdos. Really, I’m not sure if I’m talking about Racket, or Mindless Self Indulgence. But Racketeers Kim and DJ stood by their beliefs and pulled an amazing interview out of MSI. <\/p>\n

\"\"Racket Kim:<\/b> [setting the recorder on the table]<\/i> Alright so this thing’s on…just so everyone knows.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Hello dictaphone…I looove you dictaphone.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Did you know that Jodie Sweetin had a drug problem?
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Who’s Jodie Sweetin?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Stephanie.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> From Full House?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> You’re damn right she did.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> What kind of drugs?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I dunno she didn’t say. Apparently her Full House family persuaded her
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Is that a Full house intervention…?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> …to go to rehab, yeah.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Now that would be a good show…
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b>No anyway, hi.<\/p>\n

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Racket Kim:<\/b> Hi.
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Yeah how you doing?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> You know you don’t have to stand that far away.
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> No I’m scared.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Well we’re not gonna be able to hear you..
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Alright, alright..
\n [we take a couple of steps closer]<\/i>
\n Racket Kim:<\/b> [kneeling at the table]<\/i> We can sit on the floor…
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> I’ll sit on the floor too. Or you can sit on my lap!
\n Kitty, Steve, and Lyn Z. collectively say no.<\/i>
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> They want to stand since they’re orating.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah, sucka.<\/p>\n

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Racket DJ:<\/b> What would you be doing for a job if you were in a super-oppressive communist country?
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Ooh I like these questions already…
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Oooohh, well, if we were in a super-oppressive communist country wouldn’t they assign the jobs to<\/i> us?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Ahhhh.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Hel-lo? Right back in yo face!
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Wait we wouldn’t have to worry about anything.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Yeah!
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Can we go to a super-oppressive communist country?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I’d like to.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> [horrible accent]<\/i> “You are not fruit-picker! You are book-binder!”
\n [collective laughter]<\/i><\/p>\n

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Racket DJ:<\/b> So uh..whenever you see Jimmy in a thong, can you not help but sing the thong song?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I haven’t seen Jimmy in a thong.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> No.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> That’s because I wear only full-back white cotton panties.
\n Kitty:<\/b>I’ve actually seen you wear one of those thongs that the male strippers wear with just the sock.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Really<\/i>?
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Had the bowtie?
\n Kitty:<\/b> Had the elephant thing–
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> The elephant face, yeah.
\n Kitty:<\/b> I haven’t, I’m lying.
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