{"id":92,"date":"2008-03-16T02:33:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T09:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/racketmag.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-03-16T02:33:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T09:33:48","slug":"msi-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/racketmag.com\/interviews\/msi-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"MSI – Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"
Fucking weirdos. Really, I’m not sure if I’m talking about Racket, or Mindless Self Indulgence. But Racketeers Kim and DJ stood by their beliefs and pulled an amazing interview out of MSI. <\/p>\n
Racket Kim:<\/b> [setting the recorder on the table]<\/i> Alright so this thing’s on…just so everyone knows.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Hello dictaphone…I looove you dictaphone.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Did you know that Jodie Sweetin had a drug problem?
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Who’s Jodie Sweetin?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Stephanie.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> From Full House?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> You’re damn right she did.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> What kind of drugs?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I dunno she didn’t say. Apparently her Full House family persuaded her
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Is that a Full house intervention…?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> …to go to rehab, yeah.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Now that would be a good show…
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b>No anyway, hi.<\/p>\n
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Racket Kim:<\/b> Hi.
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Yeah how you doing?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> You know you don’t have to stand that far away.
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> No I’m scared.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Well we’re not gonna be able to hear you..
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Alright, alright..
\n [we take a couple of steps closer]<\/i>
\n Racket Kim:<\/b> [kneeling at the table]<\/i> We can sit on the floor…
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> I’ll sit on the floor too. Or you can sit on my lap!
\n Kitty, Steve, and Lyn Z. collectively say no.<\/i>
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> They want to stand since they’re orating.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah, sucka.<\/p>\n
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Racket DJ:<\/b> What would you be doing for a job if you were in a super-oppressive communist country?
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Ooh I like these questions already…
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Oooohh, well, if we were in a super-oppressive communist country wouldn’t they assign the jobs to<\/i> us?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Ahhhh.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Hel-lo? Right back in yo face!
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Wait we wouldn’t have to worry about anything.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Yeah!
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Can we go to a super-oppressive communist country?
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I’d like to.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> [horrible accent]<\/i> “You are not fruit-picker! You are book-binder!”
\n [collective laughter]<\/i><\/p>\n
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Racket DJ:<\/b> So uh..whenever you see Jimmy in a thong, can you not help but sing the thong song? <\/p>\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Yeah…so, in the new Superman movie, the fucker’s shot in the eye and it bounces off. Do you wish you had <\/p>\n bullet-reflecting genitals? \n Racket DJ:<\/b> If you could write a rock opera, what would it be about? Z.? starts to rifle through it]<\/i> Hold on the rock opera’s in here. The rock opera’s about the double cheeseburger. \n Racket DJ:<\/b> Well yes, rock opera aside.. as Spice World, then fuck yes! Hellyeah.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> I haven’t seen Jimmy in a thong.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> No.
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> That’s because I wear only full-back white cotton panties.
\n Kitty:<\/b>I’ve actually seen you wear one of those thongs that the male strippers wear with just the sock.
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Really<\/i>?
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Had the bowtie?
\n Kitty:<\/b> Had the elephant thing–
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> The elephant face, yeah.
\n Kitty:<\/b> I haven’t, I’m lying.
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\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> You had her for a second [nods in Lyn Z.’s direction]<\/i>
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> Yeah.
\n Kitty:<\/b> Are you gonna sue me for slander?
\n [DJ gives a nervous laugh and then theres a pause]<\/i><\/p>\n
\n[everyone laughs except Steve, who’s like “uhh..”]<\/i>
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Only if it’ll get me in to see Superman Returns for free<\/i>.
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> Why?
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Because I wouldn’t pay to see it..
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> I don’t even want to see it.
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Really?
\nRacket Kim:<\/b> Did anyone….
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b>Yeah.
\nRacket Kim:<\/b>..did any of you guys see it?
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> No, how was it?
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> No, we’re locked up most of the time.
\nRacket Kim:<\/b> I didn’t.
\nRacket DJ:<\/b> Yeah, I don’t even want to see it either.
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah me either. Let’s not. Do you wanna..you wanna–
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Alright honestly I just want a pop…I want some cherry coke.
\nLyn Z.:<\/b> I heard it was too intellectual.
\nRacket Kim:<\/b> I heard it was really DUMB.
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> I can’t tell…who’s right and who’s wrong?! [laughter all around]<\/i> I’m torn!
\n[lots of random conversation]<\/i><\/p>\n
\n [the band “oohs” collectively and there’s a pause]<\/i>
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> That’s good.
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> That could be the question that changes our careers..let’s do<\/i> a rock opera..what’s it about Lyn <\/p>\n
\n[Lyn Z. ponders]
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> See it’s not over about…whether we’re gonna be fruit pickers or book binders.
\nLyn Z.:<\/b> Yeah. Well doesn’t it….doesn’t it by law have to have some like…elves and dwarves and like-
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> No, it could have robots or zombies!
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> No it doesn’t! It could either have elves or dwarves or it could have electronics!
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Yeah definitely lots of electronics.
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> We could do it about like…how the cyborgs are gonna take over in 2029.
\n[the band collectively agrees somewhat, and some random guy walks in with a McDonald’s bag]<\/i>
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> Wait a minute, wait a minute. The rock opera’s in here [the guy hands the bag to Jimmy who <\/p>\n
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> Alright.
\n[Jimmy shouts appreciation to the random guy and starts eating]<\/i>
\nLittle Jimmy Urine:<\/b> I’m gonna do my rock opera right now.<\/p>\n
\n Steve, Righ?:<\/b> Yes.
\n Racket DJ:<\/b> Would you ever make a movie about the band – like Spice World for example?
\n Lyn Z.:<\/b> [laughs]<\/i>
\n Little Jimmy Urine:<\/b> If they allowed me – if they gave me the money to make something about-er, something as intricate <\/p>\n
\nLyn Z.:<\/b> Especially if we had a wardrobe like that
\nKitty:<\/b> Yeah.
\nSteve, Righ?:<\/b> Yeah I’m definitely gonna be “Ging” [ginger spice]<\/i>.
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