Tommy Simms – Then The Archers Bowed and Broke Their Bows – CD Review
Tommy Simms
Then The Archers Bowed and Broke Their Bows
8/10
Man, someone REALLY enjoyed their parents’ record collection, didn’t they? That someone was Tommy Simms, vocalist for Win Win Winter and the scruffier of the Simms siblings involved in Automatic Loveletter. His solo release separates himself from the Warped Tour crowd and finds himself much more at home at Woodstock. The original one, you know, the one with the metric tons of marijuana, topless hippies and free love. Not the one with fucking Metallica, riots and rapes.
I’ve been sitting at my computer, beer in hand, for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to pigeonhole ol’ Tommy boy into some clever little quip, but for the life of me, can’t do it. Running a gamut of styles from hipster-fare, such as “Here In The Horse’s Heart” (bonus points for the alliteration, by the way) to the more fist-pumping/booty shaking “Baker Avenue”, Simms even provides a slow jam that’s as enjoyable for Skynard fans as it is for, well, everyone else.
While some of my highest praise lends itself to the sounds of early rock inspiration apparent throughout the debut album, that’s also where my only bitch lies. The production values are consistent with the equipment from the same era. The vocals go from “garage-rock” to “I’m recording into a modified Mr. Mike.” Hopefully, this is simply because he is just getting his solo career set, or he developed a distaste for excessive production. Either way, I look forward to a better balance of recording on his next record.
Also, Tommy, sorry we hit on your sister. Sorta. Gabe’s still lonely.
-The Emperor










Sorry, I had to comment on this review. Your whimsical prose and sarcasms are witty and all but where is the review? I couldn’t really tell if you liked the record or were making fun of it or just being funny. You’re a hilarious guy though…comedian?
I found this “Review” on BabySue in case anyone wants a little more info….which I needed:
Interesting underground guitar-driven pop/rock. True to the claim of the press release that accompanied this disc, Simms’ music combines elements from a wide array of sources including Portugal The Man, My Morning Jacket, The Dear Hunter, Wilco, Band of Horses, and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. What appeals to us most about this album are the slightly rough edges and loose overall vibe. Instead of coming across like songs polished to the point of being boring, Simms’ Solo Release comes across sounding like real people making real music. This guy’s already gaining attention with his music and it’s easy to see why. Tracks like “32 Seconds,” “Give the Lights to Everyone,” and “Someone Like Me” are smart, resonant, and intriguing.
Yeah…Tommy Simms: “Then the Archers Bowed and Broke their Bows”….I just can’t stop listening to it. I may be a fan…but still. It’s the sort of music that you would always have in your top 6 CD changer line-up. Thanks for reviewing it.
This album is definitely one of the best purchases I’ve made!! All the songs are so beautifully done. Tommy Simms is truly a musical genius. His lyrics are so meaningful; accompanied by such talented guitar playing! He has a seductive voice that will truly take a hold of you. This is honestly one of those albums where every song is just as amazing as the next. I highly recommend it! And if you get a chance to see him perform live, he’s incredible! Fantastic artist. True artist.
Definitely a great album. You can really tell Tommy took the best elements from music he loves and melded it with his own style to the point where it sounds familiar but different at the same time. Worth your ear space so pick it up!
I love this album to pieces!! Tommy Simms is a really incredible artist; probably one of the most talented guy I’ve ever met and heard. The music and lyrics are genius! This is the one album I listen to on my way to work at 5:30am every morning. It’s just amazing!!
This was a great album, It really had an interesting sound! I think my favorite would be “The Song that She Adores” Overall a uniquely interesting feel, I would think everyone could find something to love inside this album…
Tommy’s CD is phenomenal! I love the acoustics and the colorful lyrics. Definitely one of my favorite CD’s to play on roadtrips! Love it love it love it!
……Tommy Simms is an SP. (Suppressive) He was kicked out of Scientology for being a Homosexual. Plus his music is of the Devil. What a horrible piece of trash!