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		<title>The Emperor&#8217;s Date Ideas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mother&#8217;s Day got your girl&#8217;s biologic clock in a frenzy? Ready to knock her up? You gotta do that shit proper, man. Your future monster isn&#8217;t gonna want to hear how you knocked up his mom in the back seat of your Subaru outside Applebee&#8217;s, but you&#8217;re going to tell them about it anyways, aren&#8217;t you. You&#8217;re a bastard. If you gotta make a nice date out of the matter, we&#8217;re here to help. Here at Racket, we&#8217;re all about helping you get laid, and hopefully we&#8217;ll branch out to ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/articles/the-emperors-date-ideas/</link>
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		<title>Rock The Bells 2012 Line Up Announced &#8211; MC Supernatural Freestyle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, people. Our pals at Guerilla Union have outdone themselves with this year&#8217;s Rock The Bells festival lineup. Moving to a two-day format at three venues, RTB has room for even more legends and rising stars. Listen to MC Supernatural freestyle the lineup:


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		<link>http://racketmag.com/music/rock-the-bells-2012-line-up-announced-mc-supernatural-freestyle/</link>
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		<title>Hot Water Music &#8211; Exister &#8211; Album Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hot Water Music
 Exister
 Rise Records
 10/10
GUYS! Do NOT let your girlfriends listen to this. What&#8217;s happened is Chuck Ragan and crew have fucked up the curve of masculinity, and NOTHING YOU EVER DO will be manly enough. EVER. I am pretty sure that Hot Water Music has taken the last eight years since their last album using gasoline as aftershave and drag racing in cars they built by hand.
The album starts off with the track &#8220;Mainline,&#8221; which is probably a reference to how they ingest the pure testosterone that ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/music/hot-water-music-exister-album-review/</link>
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		<title>Getting Laid at Coachella &#8211; It Ain&#8217;t Hard Getting Hard.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those unfamiliar with the musical Mecca that is Coachella, let me enlighten you to a something: no one goes to Coachella to see their favorite bands. They go there for the campgrounds. Why, you ask? It’s hipster Spring Break. A bunch of 20-somethings with a laissez faire sexuality convene in the desert, pork in tents for a weekend to the sounds of Swedish DJs and Brooklyn noise rock bands and go back to their job as a barista. Fellas, wanna get in on that action? I’m here to help. ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/articles/getting-laid-at-coachella-it-aint-hard-getting-hard/</link>
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		<title>Matt Skiba And The Sekrets &#8211; Babylon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Matt Skiba and the Sekrets
Babylon
Century Media
7/10
Skiba’s become the Wooderson of punk bands; he gets older, but his lyrics stay the same age. I mean, I love me some Alkaline Trio, but “Luciferian Blues?” “Angel of Deaf?!” What is that? Are you 17? Come on Skeebs, please stop playing Magic: The Gathering while in the studio and get some new material.
That said, me from 2001 loves it. I mean, it&#8217;s Alkaline Trio without Dan Adriano balancing out Skeebs&#8217; attempt to CHANNEL HIS INNER ADAM ANT. The Sekrets (WITH A K, MATT?!) ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/music/matt-skiba-and-the-sekrets-babylon/</link>
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		<title>Joyce Manor &#8211; Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Joyce Manor
Asian Man Records
Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired
9/10
Joyce Manor, whatever will I do with you? You&#8217;re so good, but such a tease. 9 songs? I know it&#8217;s a punk record, but COME ON! Clocking in at a whopping thirteen minutes long, this record was twice as long and twice as hard as my last hump session. But unlike the lady involved, OATIWSGT leaves me wanting more. Good work, fellas.
-Jonathan Yost
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		<link>http://racketmag.com/music/joyce-manor-of-all-things-i-will-soon-grow-tired/</link>
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		<title>Cypress Hill Smokeout &#8211; Photo Gallery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Photos by Chris Lopez
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		<link>http://racketmag.com/music/cypress-hill-smokeout-photo-gallery/</link>
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		<title>Lucha Va Voom Is For Lovers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, Valentine’s Day, the day where you are contractually obliged to do SOMETHING with your significant other. Tired of year after year of awkward dinners (remember that year where you ended up sitting across from your ex at Benihana and snorted a little too loud when the chef launched a vegetable down her cleavage?) and looks of stifled disappointment (I said my favorite color was CRIMSON, not SCARLET!), well, throw out the old playbook altogether and show your girl (or guy) that you really care by taking her to see ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/articles/lucha-va-voom-is-for-lovers/</link>
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		<title>The Best Comic Book Happenings of 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whether you’re a purist who keeps your precious comic books in safety deposit boxes or a n00b who just jumped on the bandwagon at Hollywood’s behest (yeah, tell me I’m wrong, girls-who-think-Green-Lantern-has-always-looked-like-Ryan-Reynolds and kids-who-think-Batman-always-sounded-like-Christian-Bale-constipated), you should at least be aware that comic books are cool now. At least, that’s what I’m putting out onto the Internet and as we all know, everything on the Internet is true.
With that said, 2011 was actually a bang-up year for the world of comic books. The San Diego Comic Con has not yet been ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/books/the-best-comic-book-happenings-of-2011/</link>
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		<title>Cinefamily’s Fantastic Elastic 24hr Holiday Telethon Extravaganza</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cinefamily is having their first ever Fantastic Elastic 24hr Holiday Telethon Event today! The Silent Movie Theater in Hollywood is opening its doors for FREE, and keeping them open, for one jam packed day bursting the seams with stars, screenings, special guests, band performances, and giveaways. Highlights include programs and appearances by Spike Jonze, Benicio del Toro, Robert Forester, Michael Cera, Stephin Merritt of The Magnetic Fields, screenwriters Josh Olson (A History of Violence) and Larry Karaszewski, Neil Hamburger, DJ Lance Rock, and many many more! The line-up is amazing!
The ...]]></description>
		<link>http://racketmag.com/culture/cinefamily%e2%80%99s-fantastic-elastic-24hr-holiday-telethon-extravaganza/</link>
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