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Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MODERN URINAL DESIGN? by luketoney

luketoney — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:06:07 +0000

Check my new article up on @RacketMagazine. RTs are cool too – http://t.co/ctfDp6jidw

Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MODERN URINAL DESIGN? by Luke Toney

Luke Toney — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:06 +0000

Ahh, great addition! Of course I employ this method on occasion. Thanks for sharing, and a perfect name to boot.

Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MODERN URINAL DESIGN? by luketoney

luketoney — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:52 +0000

“@Dr_Emperor: New @RacketMagazine article from @luketoney about pissing & lack of modernity in urinals: http://t.co/chvbaGHTQz” mom = proud

Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MODERN URINAL DESIGN? by Dr_Emperor

Dr_Emperor — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:28:42 +0000

New @RacketMagazine article from @luketoney about pissing and the lack of modernity in urinals: http://t.co/mpM789kg1R

Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MODERN URINAL DESIGN? by The Emperor

The Emperor — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:14 +0000

I’d like to add a pissing method to your findings. This one has the most requirements to make it work. First, it needs the most finesse, so I don’t recommend trying it if you are drunk as fuck. Secondly, it has to be the urinals that have multiple holes in them. It won’t work for shit on those “waterless” bastards. Lastly, it can’t have a urinal cake in it, as much as those are fun to blow apart. “TAKE A BEATING FROM MY UBER-PISS! PEW PEW!” Anyways, I call it Threading the Needle. You aim yer piss directly into one of the holes. It’s preferred, but not necessary to do this when you are alone, as every other guy will see you staring at your cock with the tip of your tongue popping out in a look of exceptional concentration.

Comment on Fighting The Villain – First Impression – CD Review by mikaila

mikaila — Mon, 13 May 2013 18:17:27 +0000

Alright, look. I get everyone has their opinion, but this guy is just being totally unreasonable. This is really quite a nice sounding band with a nice reminder of circa survive and coheed and cambria in the singers voice. I personally am a fan of them. Im just kind of bummed i can’t purchase their EP anymore knowing theyre not printing them anymore.
Just my personal opinion.

Comment on Gentlemen Auction House – Christmas in Love – CD Review by Christmas In Love // Gentleman Auction House | TRASHKOZEL

Christmas In Love // Gentleman Auction House | TRASHKOZEL — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:06:44 +0000

Comment on Weezer – Hurley – CD Review by Vogel Filschner

Vogel Filschner — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:34:21 +0000

Memories, the first track on this record, is undoubtedly one of the worst beginnings to an album I have ever heard. The chorus is a horrific schoolyard dirge. It’s what vomits out of your PC when you mathematically compress Abba’s Fernando with the right software.

Comment on Beyond Wonderland – 50+ Kids Who Have Disappointed Their Parents by Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:46:22 +0000

Is that his penis in his pocket?

Comment on Tegan and Sara – Interview by frosted

frosted — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:31:19 +0000

Sara’s not a snob! She’s a total sweet heart. Plus they are just pure awesomeness. Tee Tee and lil Sasa, you’ve got my heart. Totally. For ever. I’ll just eat you up if I ever meet you.